Free Boob Jobs Offered To Nurses At Prague Clinic

AN understaffed Prague clinic has signed up nurses by offering boob jobs, liposuction and tummy tucks as a bonus.

Nurses, doctors and secretaries who sign up with the small private clinic for three years can choose their free plastic surgery.

“It has been a success,” Jiri Schweitzer, a manager at the Iscare clinic, said, adding the establishment was now fully staffed and had to reject dozens of beauty-hunting job applicants.

Petra Kalivodova, a 31-year-old nurse who has been working at the clinic for four years, has had a breast implants – the most popular choice among nurses – so she underwent liposuction for her signing on perk.

“I have mentioned this to colleagues and friends, and the interest in working here is huge,” she said.

The clinic charges up to 75,000 koruna ($5060) for a breast implant, almost three times the average nurse’s monthly wage, and up to €1880 ($3380) for liposuction.

Many Czech nurses have been tempted out of the country by higher wages offered in western European nations and the Czech health system now needs about 6000 nurses in addition to the 90,000 it already employs, according to official data.

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Fake ‘No Parking’ Signs Fool Tarpon Springs Police, Who Write 233 Tickets Near Tarpon Turtle Restaurant

Tarpon Springs ­ Police blame a local developer for installing “no parking” signs around a popular city restaurant that resulted in 233 tickets being written in a two-year span.

At the same time, acting Tarpon Springs police Chief Robert Kochen acknowledged his department’s failure to properly handle the matter in 2007.

“We messed up,” Kochen said. “We did not look at this thing like we should have.”

In a 23-page report released this week, Kochen said developer Mike Bronson admitted recently to installing the signs along the city’s right of way after initially denying it.

“Mike Bronson advised that back around April of 2006 he installed all of the 22 signs due to the parking problems caused by customers of the Tarpon Turtle,” Kochen wrote in the report.

Bronson could not be reached for comment.

Man Busts Wife, Mate In Porn DVD

A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed.

The husband, identified only by his surname Lee, discovered the illicit sex on the DVD in 2002.

The sexual acts apparently had been recorded using a hidden camera and were on a pornographic DVD, titled Affairs with Others’ Wives, which the husband bought from a vendor to watch at home.

Lee, who lives in Taoyuan County near Taipei, divorced his wife after viewing the DVD. His friend, a butcher, fled their village.

In August 2008, Lee spotted the butcher in Chungli City, returned with a knife and stabbed his former friend in the thigh.

The butcher sued Lee for causing bodily harm. Lee sought but was unable to countersue the butcher for adultery, because of a five-year statute of limitations.

Prosecutors urged the men to settle the case out of court, but they refused.

With the failure to resolve the case, Lee was indicted on Tuesday on a charge of causing bodily harm to another person, the Liberty Times reported.

Prosecutors were seeking a sentence of less than six months in prison, which can be converted into a fine.

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Cuban Rolls Record-Breaking 43-Meter Cigar

Havana – A Cuban cigar roller broke his forth world record, creating a 43.38-meter-long (142-foot-long) stogie that doubled his previous best.

Sixty-five-year-old Jose Castelar smoked his own 2005 record of a 20.41-meter-long (67-foot-long) cigar, and vowed to continue to roll record-breaking creations.

“I’m going to continue until I do one that is the length of the Malecon” he said, referring to Havana’s famous 10-kilometer (six-mile) seafront promenade.

Castelar – who has rolled for a Saudi prince, among others – received a Guinness world record for his troubles.

Decked out in a traditional white guayabera, Castelar explained he learned to make cigars when he was 14 years old.

But the athletic-looking sexagenarian said he limits himself to smoking one cigar a day.

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I’d love for him to roll me a joint that big.

Swiss Canton Bans Nude Hiking

Appenzell, Switzerland – Hikers will no longer be able to stroll naked through the idylic Alpine countryside of Appenzell Innerrhoden after the conservative Swiss canton banned nude walking there.

Appenzell Innerrhoden has become hugely popular for naked ramblers due to its tranquil, picture-perfect meadows and valleys. But the hordes offended Appenzellers’ sensitivities and they voted Sunday to order them to cover up.

“It’s ridiculous that Appenzell is getting an international reputation for such a despicable habit,” said Peter Schmid, who turned up bearing the canton’s traditional long sword to vote against nude hiking at the annual open-air Landsgemeinde.

The Landsgemeide is a popular assembly that takes place in Appenzell town on the last Sunday of April. Participants vote by raising hands to decide on local issues, a privilege reserved to men only until women were admitted in 1990.

Between 3,000 and 4,000 voters, many wearing traditional robes, turned up at this year’s Landsgemeinde.

The canton of Appenzell Innerrhoden started earlier this year to take steps to rein in what the local justice and police department called “immoral habits.”

Two Nabbed After Sending Drugs To Wrong Address

Madrid – Spanish police said Wednesday they had arrested two men who accidentally mailed a package containing three bars of hashish to the wrong address.

One of the men went to a courier company in the southern city of Malaga on April 6 and asked the employee to send the package, which contained wine, sausages and cakes in addition to the hashish, police said in a statement.

The following day the man returned to the courier company to complain that the package had not arrived at its intended destination only to learn that he had given the company the wrong address.

Police seized about 600 grammes (21 ounces) of hashish. They did not identify the two men who are aged 30 and 32.

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Philadelphia Cable Glitch Switches Religious Program To Racy Ad

Philadelphia – A Philadelphia cable network’s early morning broadcast of a Good Friday service at the Vatican abruptly changed to something wildly different – a 30-second “Girls Gone Wild” ad.

Comcast spokesman Jeff Alexander says the 2 a.m. Friday programming glitch was due to a required test of the Emergency Alert System. He says such tests are usually done in the overnight hours.

The test automatically tunes viewers to a preselected channel that would provide information in the event of an emergency. But during tests, the channel airs regular programming, which in this case included a paid advertisement for the racy videos.

Alexander says the problem affected the network’s entire local area, but only one person called to complain.

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McDonald’s Fumes Over Strip Club’s Nude Nipples

Stockholm – A Swedish strip club could face legal action from McDonald’s if it fails to remove a sign believed to be a rip-off of its famous golden arches, the US fast food giant said Thursday.

A sign that hangs outside McDragan’s strip club in Edsvaera, southwestern Sweden, shows a large red “M” with nipples — something which the US fast-food chain says is a breach of its own copyrighted logo.

“We feel the sign and the way they portray the M on the sign is too similar to our M. We don’t want to be connected to a strip club in any way,” McDonald’s spokeman Claes Eliasson told AFP.

Eliasson said the company had sent a letter to the club owner asking him to remove the sign, adding McDonald’s would consider whether to take any legal action next week.

“We will of course consult with our legal counsellors on what steps should be taken depending on his response,” he said.

But McDragan’s owner Dragan Bratic, a 37-year-old Swedish national of Yugoslav origin, said he had not yet heard from McDonald’s and denied he deliberately copied their logo.

“Striptease elicits a reaction in people. So we thought it would be a good idea to have a lighthearted sign. We found an image in a Japanese magazine of two breasts, and were inspired by that.”

“I have nothing to do with hamburgers…they just want to distance themselves from striptease,” he said.

Bratic dismissed McDonald’s concerns that customers would draw a link between their restaurants and his strip club on seeing the sign.

“You can’t make that mistake! The breasts are huge!,” he said.

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I love that ending to the article.

Lingerie Firm Offers Women Liberating Loincloths

Kyoto, Japan – Whether you’re a g-string girl or prefer granny-style knickers, a Japanese lingerie maker is inviting women to liberate themselves from conventional, body-hugging underwear and don loincloths instead.

Loincloths, called “fundoshi” in Japanese, were worn by adult men in the past, but they are now a rarity.

Kyoto-based lingerie firm Wacoal, however, has brought them back into fashion, this time for women seeking “emancipation” from the tightness of conventional underwear.

“We wanted young women to have a more sense of freedom and release. And as we tried to come up with the ultimate liberation item for women, we thought of a fundoshi,” said Tomoka Okamura, merchandise director for Wacoal’s Nanafun female loincloths.

The loincloths for women come in seven different colors and two designs — plain and chequered. Prices are about 1,260 yen ($13).

Wacoal has sold more than 5,000 since December, three times more than it had expected, officials said, and the company now plans to start selling them in Hong Kong, Taiwan and Singapore.

“It’s easy to wear and is quite nice. It’s also good for summer. And since it’s getting warmer, I figured it would be good for that,” said Hiromi Iwamura, a 28-year-old shopper who was buying a patterned loincloth and matching bra.

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50 Drinking Games Guaranteed To Get You Hammered

What’s more fun than hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself?

Playing drinking games, hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself. I’m sure in your years of wisdom and experience, you’ve come across a few drinking games. Here are some of your favorites and most likely some you’ve never seen.

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Oompa-Loompa, Spiderman And The Teletubby Tinky Winky Held After Brawl

Violence flared at the Welcome Family Holiday Park in coastal resort of Dawlish, Devon, on Sunday during a fancy dress themed evening.

Up to 20 inebriated holidaymakers in costumes clashed at around 1am in the camp’s clubhouse.

Police were called to the scene after two members of staff were assaulted.

The man dressed as an Oompa-Loompa character from the film Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, is thought to be a 47-year-old father.

He and two others were kept in police cells overnight after being questioned on suspicion of violent disorder.

A staff member at the holiday park told The Sun newspaper: “It was rather comical in some ways because of the fancy dress costumes people were wearing.

“You don’t expect to see Teletubby Tinky Winky and Spiderman in the middle of things like this.”

He added: “It was a case of too much booze being knocked back and then something happened which kicked things off.”

There were no serious injuries.

A Devon and Cornwall police spokesman said alleged culprits were identified “by what they were wearing”.

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Charla Muller Gives Husband A Year’s Worth Of Sex For His 40th Birthday

A US woman has written a book about the unusual gift she gave her husband for his 40th birthday – 365 nights of sex.

High-flying PR exec Charla Muller, from North Carolina, hit upon the idea for her salesman husband Brad, now 42, and has written a book about the year.

Here’s some of the excerpts printed in The Sun:

“When I offered my husband sex every day for a year to celebrate his 40th birthday he literally fell over. After hearing the words, Brad slipped on a toy on the floor and landed with a thud. As I had spent so long thinking about an exciting present that I thought he would love, I was confident he would say yes. But to my astonishment, Brad refused my offer. He said: “It’s a great idea, I just don’t think you really mean it.”

Being intimate at night meant we worked better as a couple during the day. Our house ran better because we were more agreeable. Having sex regularly made me start looking around, wondering who else was getting good loving. Is it the good-looking women or the regular mums – like me?

Karmasheetra

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Megan Fox Lines Up Comic-Book Movies

Los Angeles, Calif. – “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox is taking her career to Western and underwater frontiers.

Fox is in final negotiations to join Josh Brolin and John Malkovich in “Jonah Hex,” Warner Bros.’ action Western based on the DC Comics character. She also is attached to star in and develop “Fathom,” Fox Atomic’s comic book-based underwater adventure.

In “Hex,” Fox will play Leila, a gun-wielding beauty and love interest of Hex (Brolin), a scarred bounty hunter tracking a voodoo practitioner (Malkovich) who wants to raise an army of undead to liberate the South. The movie is preparing for a shoot in April, with Jimmy Hayward directing.

“Fathom,” a comic created by recently deceased artist Michael Turner, follows a young woman named Aspen who learns she is a member of a race of aquatic humanoids who possess the ability to control water. Fox, a fan of the comic since its 1998 debut, will receive a producer credit, as will her former fiance Brian Austin Green.

Fox’s feature debut in 2007’s “Transformers” made her an overnight sensation in Hollywood, and her appearance on the cover of GQ late last year turned her into a sex symbol, setting records for the magazine’s sales and its Web site.

She next appears in this summer’s “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” and stars in the Diablo Cody-penned comedic supernatural thriller movie “Jennifer’s Body,” which opens in the fall. She recently appeared in the comedy “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.”

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California Assemblyman Suggests Legal Marijuana to Help State Income

Sacramento, CA — A California state lawmaker says he has a plan to help get the Golden State out of debt.

He wants to legalize pot for people 21 and over, tax it and use the tax money to help raise billions of dollars.

State Assemblyman Tom Ammiano says, “I think here in California we understand $14 billion is something that can’t be blown off. The state deserves to have a piece of it.”

That’s why San Francisco Assemblyman Tom Ammiano is introducing legislation that would tax and regulate marijuana. He’s not talking about medical marijuana; he’s talking about pot used socially just like beer and wine.

Betty Yee of the State Board of Economics says, “The revenue impact of this proposal will generate over $1.3 billion.”

$990 million would come from a $50 per ounce levy, $350 million from sales tax revenue.

Marijuana is California’s top cash crop, according to federal government statistics valued at $14 billion in 2006.