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		<title>Hayden Panettiere Lesbian Kiss With Madeline Zima on Heroes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Free Boob Jobs Offered To Nurses At Prague Clinic</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 13:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AN understaffed Prague clinic has signed up nurses by offering boob jobs, liposuction and tummy tucks as a bonus.
  
 Nurses, doctors and secretaries who sign up with the small private clinic for three years can choose their free plastic surgery.
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		<title>Fake &#8216;No Parking&#8217; Signs Fool Tarpon Springs Police, Who Write 233 Tickets Near Tarpon Turtle Restaurant</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 13:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tarpon Springs ­ Police blame a local developer for installing &#8220;no parking&#8221; signs around a popular city restaurant that resulted in 233 tickets being written in a two-year span.
At the same time, acting Tarpon Springs police Chief Robert Kochen acknowledged his department&#8217;s failure to properly handle the matter in 2007.
&#8220;We messed up,&#8221; Kochen said. &#8220;We [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=865&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Man Busts Wife, Mate In Porn DVD</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 13:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed.
The husband, identified only by his surname Lee, discovered the illicit sex on the DVD in 2002.
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		<title>Cuban Rolls Record-Breaking 43-Meter Cigar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 05:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Havana &#8211; A Cuban cigar roller broke his forth world record, creating a 43.38-meter-long (142-foot-long) stogie that doubled his previous best.
Sixty-five-year-old Jose Castelar smoked his own 2005 record of a 20.41-meter-long (67-foot-long) cigar, and vowed to continue to roll record-breaking creations.
&#8220;I&#8217;m going to continue until I do one that is the length of the Malecon&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=860&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Swiss Canton Bans Nude Hiking</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 05:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Appenzell, Switzerland &#8211; Hikers will no longer be able to stroll naked through the idylic Alpine countryside of Appenzell Innerrhoden after the conservative Swiss canton banned nude walking there.
Appenzell Innerrhoden has become hugely popular for naked ramblers due to its tranquil, picture-perfect meadows and valleys. But the hordes offended Appenzellers&#8217; sensitivities and they voted Sunday [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=858&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Two Nabbed After Sending Drugs To Wrong Address</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 05:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Madrid &#8211; Spanish police said Wednesday they had arrested two men who accidentally mailed a package containing three bars of hashish to the wrong address.
One of the men went to a courier company in the southern city of Malaga on April 6 and asked the employee to send the package, which contained wine, sausages and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=854&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Philadelphia Cable Glitch Switches Religious Program To Racy Ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 05:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Philadelphia &#8211; A Philadelphia cable network&#8217;s early morning broadcast of a Good Friday service at the Vatican abruptly changed to something wildly different &#8211; a 30-second &#8220;Girls Gone Wild&#8221; ad.
Comcast spokesman Jeff Alexander says the 2 a.m. Friday programming glitch was due to a required test of the Emergency Alert System. He says such tests [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=851&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s Fumes Over Strip Club&#8217;s Nude Nipples</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 04:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stockholm &#8211; A Swedish strip club could face legal action from McDonald&#8217;s if it fails to remove a sign believed to be a rip-off of its famous golden arches, the US fast food giant said Thursday.
A sign that hangs outside McDragan&#8217;s strip club in Edsvaera, southwestern Sweden, shows a large red &#8220;M&#8221; with nipples &#8212; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=849&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lingerie Firm Offers Women Liberating Loincloths</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 04:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kyoto, Japan &#8211; Whether you&#8217;re a g-string girl or prefer granny-style knickers, a Japanese lingerie maker is inviting women to liberate themselves from conventional, body-hugging underwear and don loincloths instead.
Loincloths, called &#8220;fundoshi&#8221; in Japanese, were worn by adult men in the past, but they are now a rarity.
Kyoto-based lingerie firm Wacoal, however, has brought them [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=845&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>50 Drinking Games Guaranteed To Get You Hammered</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 01:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What’s more fun than hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself?
Playing drinking games, hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself. I’m sure in your years of wisdom and experience, you’ve come across a few drinking games. Here are some of your favorites and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=840&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oompa-Loompa, Spiderman And The Teletubby Tinky Winky Held After Brawl</title>
		<link>http://thebestthings.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/oompa-loompa-spiderman-and-the-teletubby-tinky-winky-held-after-brawl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 01:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Violence flared at the Welcome Family Holiday Park in coastal resort of Dawlish, Devon, on Sunday during a fancy dress themed evening.
Up to 20 inebriated holidaymakers in costumes clashed at around 1am in the camp&#8217;s clubhouse.
Police were called to the scene after two members of staff were assaulted.
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		<title>Charla Muller Gives Husband A Year&#8217;s Worth Of Sex For His 40th Birthday</title>
		<link>http://thebestthings.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/charla-muller-gives-husband-a-years-worth-of-sex-for-his-40th-birthday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 01:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A US woman has written a book about the unusual gift she gave her husband for his 40th birthday &#8211; 365 nights of sex.
High-flying PR exec Charla Muller, from North Carolina, hit upon the idea for her salesman husband Brad, now 42, and has written a book about the year.
Here&#8217;s some of the excerpts printed [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=830&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Karmasheetra</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 01:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Megan Fox Lines Up Comic-Book Movies</title>
		<link>http://thebestthings.wordpress.com/2009/03/03/megan-fox-lines-up-comic-book-movies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 04:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, Calif. &#8211; &#8220;Transformers&#8221; hottie Megan Fox is taking her career to Western and underwater frontiers.
Fox is in final negotiations to join Josh Brolin and John Malkovich in &#8220;Jonah Hex,&#8221; Warner Bros.&#8217; action Western based on the DC Comics character. She also is attached to star in and develop &#8220;Fathom,&#8221; Fox Atomic&#8217;s comic book-based [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=815&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>California Assemblyman Suggests Legal Marijuana to Help State Income</title>
		<link>http://thebestthings.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/california-assemblyman-suggests-legal-marijuana-to-help-state-income/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 06:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sacramento, CA &#8212; A California state lawmaker says he has a plan to help get the Golden State out of debt.
He wants to legalize pot for people 21 and over, tax it and use the tax money to help raise billions of dollars.
State Assemblyman Tom Ammiano says, &#8220;I think here in California we understand $14 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=721&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Topless Cafe in Maine Gives Neighbors the Jitters</title>
		<link>http://thebestthings.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/topless-cafe-in-maine-gives-neighbors-the-jitters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 06:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vassalboro, Maine &#8212; Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse.
Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, &#8220;Over 18 only.&#8221; Another says, &#8220;No cameras, no touching, cash only.&#8221;
On Tuesday, two men sipped [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=719&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Playboy May Seek Buyer</title>
		<link>http://thebestthings.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/playboy-may-seek-buyer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY &#8212; Playboy Enterprises Inc., publisher of one of the world&#8217;s best known adult magazines, posted a wider fourth-quarter loss, hurt by $157.2 million in restructuring and other one-time costs, as well as weaker-than-expected revenue.
The company, which posted a net loss in each quarter of 2008, also said it would be open to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=714&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>No More Nudity for Kate Winslet</title>
		<link>http://thebestthings.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/no-more-nudity-for-kate-winslet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moviegoers will be seeing less of Kate Winslet in the future.
While the actress has appeared nude in past films – including her Oscar-nominated turn in The Reader – she now says she is done disrobing.
&#8220;I think I won&#8217;t do it again: A. I can&#8217;t keep getting away with it, and B. I don&#8217;t want to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=709&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Calif. Video Game Law Ruled Unconstitutional</title>
		<link>http://thebestthings.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/californias-video-game-law-ruled-unconstitutional/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles, Calif. &#8211; A U.S. appeals court ruled Friday that a California law restricting the sales and rental of violent video games to minors and imposing labeling requirements is too restrictive and violates free speech guarantees.
The Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals found that the labeling requirement unfairly forces video games to carry &#8220;the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&blog=814429&post=704&subd=thebestthings&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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