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		<title>Team of Sexy Housekeepers Cleaning Up Florida</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miami, Florida &#8211; They&#8217;re the housekeepers men dream about, and now they&#8217;re reality. &#8220;You&#8217;re enjoying the view, you&#8217;re enjoying the cleaning,&#8221; said Nina Torres. That&#8217;s the concept that motivated Torres to start Edan&#8217;s Maids R&#8217; Us, a team of sexy housekeepers that service South Florida. &#8220;They actually clean, I can guarantee you that,&#8221; said Torres. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=911&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Spill-Proof Martini Glass Hits The Bar Scene</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dallas, Texas &#8211; Whether shaken or stirred, dry or dirty, one issue always floats to the top when you order a martini: It&#8217;s not exactly the easiest drink to keep in its glass. Renee Williams saw a problem and came up with a solution. &#8220;I was at a girls night out and we were mingling [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=907&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>86yr Old Canadian Hockey Stick To Be Auctioned</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Montreal, Quebec &#8211; An 86-year-old wooden hockey stick signed by Canada&#8217;s original Olympic championship squad in 1924 is to be sold at auction in the coming weeks. &#8220;It&#8217;s a very unique piece and a fantastic part of Canadian hockey history,&#8221; Marc Juteau, president of Classic Auctions in Quebec, told AFP. With the Winter Games taking [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=902&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>US Man Says Marijuana Is Sacred Part Of His Religion, Drug Charge Violates His Rights</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>US Detectives Leave &#8216;Ransom Note&#8217; For Seized Pot; Suspected Grower Arrested After Calling</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marathon, Fla. &#8211; Investigators in the Florida Keys say they lured a suspected marijuana grower into turning himself in by leaving a ransom note in place of six seized pot plants. The sheriff&#8217;s office in Monroe County says detectives discovered the plants in a wooded lot and confiscated them. They left a phone number on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=896&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Michelle Trachtenberg Hot Wallpapers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 05:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A recent one, the last of the group, prompted me to post these. I found it quite hot, and figured others might enjoy them as well. I haven&#8217;t seen her in anything for quite some time, which might be why she is showing off more skin, to keep her appeal alive. I am certainly not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=886&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hayden Panettiere Lesbian Kiss With Madeline Zima on Heroes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Free Boob Jobs Offered To Nurses At Prague Clinic</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 13:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AN understaffed Prague clinic has signed up nurses by offering boob jobs, liposuction and tummy tucks as a bonus. Nurses, doctors and secretaries who sign up with the small private clinic for three years can choose their free plastic surgery. &#8220;It has been a success,&#8221; Jiri Schweitzer, a manager at the Iscare clinic, said, adding [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=868&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Fake &#8216;No Parking&#8217; Signs Fool Tarpon Springs Police, Who Write 233 Tickets Near Tarpon Turtle Restaurant</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 13:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tarpon Springs ­ Police blame a local developer for installing &#8220;no parking&#8221; signs around a popular city restaurant that resulted in 233 tickets being written in a two-year span. At the same time, acting Tarpon Springs police Chief Robert Kochen acknowledged his department&#8217;s failure to properly handle the matter in 2007. &#8220;We messed up,&#8221; Kochen [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=865&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Man Busts Wife, Mate In Porn DVD</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 13:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed. The husband, identified only by his surname Lee, discovered the illicit sex on the DVD in 2002. The sexual acts apparently had been recorded using a hidden camera [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=863&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cuban Rolls Record-Breaking 43-Meter Cigar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 05:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Havana &#8211; A Cuban cigar roller broke his forth world record, creating a 43.38-meter-long (142-foot-long) stogie that doubled his previous best. Sixty-five-year-old Jose Castelar smoked his own 2005 record of a 20.41-meter-long (67-foot-long) cigar, and vowed to continue to roll record-breaking creations. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to continue until I do one that is the length of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=860&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Swiss Canton Bans Nude Hiking</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 05:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Appenzell, Switzerland &#8211; Hikers will no longer be able to stroll naked through the idylic Alpine countryside of Appenzell Innerrhoden after the conservative Swiss canton banned nude walking there. Appenzell Innerrhoden has become hugely popular for naked ramblers due to its tranquil, picture-perfect meadows and valleys. But the hordes offended Appenzellers&#8217; sensitivities and they voted [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=858&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Two Nabbed After Sending Drugs To Wrong Address</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 05:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Madrid &#8211; Spanish police said Wednesday they had arrested two men who accidentally mailed a package containing three bars of hashish to the wrong address. One of the men went to a courier company in the southern city of Malaga on April 6 and asked the employee to send the package, which contained wine, sausages [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=854&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Philadelphia Cable Glitch Switches Religious Program To Racy Ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 05:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Philadelphia &#8211; A Philadelphia cable network&#8217;s early morning broadcast of a Good Friday service at the Vatican abruptly changed to something wildly different &#8211; a 30-second &#8220;Girls Gone Wild&#8221; ad. Comcast spokesman Jeff Alexander says the 2 a.m. Friday programming glitch was due to a required test of the Emergency Alert System. He says such [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=851&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s Fumes Over Strip Club&#8217;s Nude Nipples</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 04:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stockholm &#8211; A Swedish strip club could face legal action from McDonald&#8217;s if it fails to remove a sign believed to be a rip-off of its famous golden arches, the US fast food giant said Thursday. A sign that hangs outside McDragan&#8217;s strip club in Edsvaera, southwestern Sweden, shows a large red &#8220;M&#8221; with nipples [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=849&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lingerie Firm Offers Women Liberating Loincloths</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 04:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kyoto, Japan &#8211; Whether you&#8217;re a g-string girl or prefer granny-style knickers, a Japanese lingerie maker is inviting women to liberate themselves from conventional, body-hugging underwear and don loincloths instead. Loincloths, called &#8220;fundoshi&#8221; in Japanese, were worn by adult men in the past, but they are now a rarity. Kyoto-based lingerie firm Wacoal, however, has [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=845&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>50 Drinking Games Guaranteed To Get You Hammered</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 01:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What’s more fun than hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself? Playing drinking games, hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself. I’m sure in your years of wisdom and experience, you’ve come across a few drinking games. Here are some of your favorites [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=840&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oompa-Loompa, Spiderman And The Teletubby Tinky Winky Held After Brawl</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 01:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Violence flared at the Welcome Family Holiday Park in coastal resort of Dawlish, Devon, on Sunday during a fancy dress themed evening. Up to 20 inebriated holidaymakers in costumes clashed at around 1am in the camp&#8217;s clubhouse. Police were called to the scene after two members of staff were assaulted. The man dressed as an [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=836&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Charla Muller Gives Husband A Year&#8217;s Worth Of Sex For His 40th Birthday</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 01:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A US woman has written a book about the unusual gift she gave her husband for his 40th birthday &#8211; 365 nights of sex. High-flying PR exec Charla Muller, from North Carolina, hit upon the idea for her salesman husband Brad, now 42, and has written a book about the year. Here&#8217;s some of the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebestthings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=814429&amp;post=830&amp;subd=thebestthings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Karmasheetra</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 01:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
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