Beer vs Pussy: The Playoff

1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. – One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. – One point to Pussy

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. – One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. – One point to Pussy

5. Ten beers in one night and you can’t drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don’t want to drive anywhere. – One point to Pussy

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. – One point to Pussy

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. – One point to Pussy

8. You normally don’t find old beer. – One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you’ll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you’ll think you’ve seen God. – One point to PUSSY

10. In most countries there’s a tax on beer. – One point to PUSSY

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off – One point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you’re the first one to open a bottle or can. – One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it’ll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. – One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost – One point to BEER

15. Beer doesn’t have a mother – One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you’ve drank it – One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: Beer 9 Pussy 7

That’s it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER!

Original article complete with pictures courtesy of HogRockCafe

One Response to “Beer vs Pussy: The Playoff”

  1. Queen Minx Says:

    I love beer!!

    xx

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