Archive for the ‘Adult’ Category

Dude on Price IS Right bids 420

2012, Feb 8th

Best part is he loses by $1.

Team of Sexy Housekeepers Cleaning Up Florida

2010, Mar 15th

Miami, Florida – They’re the housekeepers men dream about, and now they’re reality.

“You’re enjoying the view, you’re enjoying the cleaning,” said Nina Torres.

That’s the concept that motivated Torres to start Edan’s Maids R’ Us, a team of sexy housekeepers that service South Florida. “They actually clean, I can guarantee you that,” said Torres.

The website specifically explains it is not an escort service.

“No, we are 100 percent house cleaners, we clean your house, we organize, we cook we do laundry, nothing else,” Torres said.

Edan’s maids charge $60 per hour with a two hour minimum.

But before you call, you can go online and access their menu of maids. They have 15 total and you can choose which one comes to your house.

When you click on a maid, it shows their stats, including height, weight, age, ethnicity, even measurements.

“It’s like a restaurant, in a way” said Frances, one of Edan’s Maids. “You get to choose the plate that you want.”

“Someone yesterday said it’s so hard to choose just one,” Torres proudly explained. “They said they love them all, just give me the best.”

Edan’s maids go out on jobs alone, but Torres screens customers on the phone and has every girl call when they arrive and leave to make sure they’re safe.

“If somebody ever tries to be fresh, I mean you have to tell them this isn’t what it is, I’m sorry if you must have a misunderstanding,” Frances said.

So far, Torres said there hasn’t been a single problem and her maids often spend time just chatting with customers who are looking for company.

“It’s like a partner for a little bit, it’s a friend, somebody to spend time with and have fun with,” Frances said.

So, if your house is really dirty, this might not be your best bet, but, if you’ve got some chores that need to be done and you want a sexy show at the same time, Edan’s Maids R’ Us are for you.

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New Spill-Proof Martini Glass Hits The Bar Scene

2010, Mar 15th

Dallas, Texas – Whether shaken or stirred, dry or dirty, one issue always floats to the top when you order a martini: It’s not exactly the easiest drink to keep in its glass.

Renee Williams saw a problem and came up with a solution.

“I was at a girls night out and we were mingling and just having fun and I kept hearing requests for napkins and paper towels and the reason was because they were spills,” she explains. “It really just popped into my head and I was like ok, I know what I can do.”

Renee created her own martini glass.

She calls it “Sipatiniz”.

It’s designed with a lip to keep the liquid inside and a hole for a little straw.

“It just cuts down on that basic slosh when you’re mingling around and talking with your hands and the things we do,” Renee explains.

They’re now available in more than 100 retail stores across the country.

* If you don’t want to spill your martini, USE A DIFFERENT GLASS! Not sure why people have to use a martini glass for martinis. It’s only a look, imho.

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US Man Says Marijuana Is Sacred Part Of His Religion, Drug Charge Violates His Rights

2010, Mar 14th

Avon, Colorado – A U.S. man who claims marijuana is the main sacrament of his religion says a drug charge against him means he’s being prosecuted for his beliefs.

Trevor Douglas of the state of Colorado says he belongs to the Hawaii-based THC Ministry but was cited for marijuana possession after a state police officer pulled him over for having an expired license plate. The 25-year-old allegedly had less than an ounce of marijuana and a pipe.

Douglas told the Vail Daily newspaper that his religion is similar to Christianity and that the use of pot is sacred to him just like wine and bread are sacred to Christians.

According to its Web site, THC Ministry has offices in Los Angeles, Montana and Colorado.

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US Detectives Leave ‘Ransom Note’ For Seized Pot; Suspected Grower Arrested After Calling

2010, Mar 14th

Marathon, Fla. – Investigators in the Florida Keys say they lured a suspected marijuana grower into turning himself in by leaving a ransom note in place of six seized pot plants.

The sheriff’s office in Monroe County says detectives discovered the plants in a wooded lot and confiscated them.

They left a phone number on a note that read: “Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price.”

Steven Alan Locasio called the number about 10 minutes later. Locasio offered $200 for the plants, and detectives agreed to meet him for an exchange.

Locasio was arrested and booked into jail on drug charges. He was expected to appear in court Tuesday. It’s unclear if he already has an attorney.

A telephone message left for Locasio was not immediately returned.

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Michelle Trachtenberg Hot Wallpapers

2010, Jan 11th

A recent one, the last of the group, prompted me to post these. I found it quite hot, and figured others might enjoy them as well. I haven’t seen her in anything for quite some time, which might be why she is showing off more skin, to keep her appeal alive. I am certainly not complaining. :)

Hayden Panettiere Lesbian Kiss With Madeline Zima on Heroes

2009, Oct 14th

Hayden Panettere Lesbian Kiss with Madeline Zima on Heroes

Video of the kiss.

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Free Boob Jobs Offered To Nurses At Prague Clinic

2009, May 31st
AN understaffed Prague clinic has signed up nurses by offering boob jobs, liposuction and tummy tucks as a bonus.

Nurses, doctors and secretaries who sign up with the small private clinic for three years can choose their free plastic surgery.

“It has been a success,” Jiri Schweitzer, a manager at the Iscare clinic, said, adding the establishment was now fully staffed and had to reject dozens of beauty-hunting job applicants.

Petra Kalivodova, a 31-year-old nurse who has been working at the clinic for four years, has had a breast implants – the most popular choice among nurses – so she underwent liposuction for her signing on perk.

“I have mentioned this to colleagues and friends, and the interest in working here is huge,” she said.

The clinic charges up to 75,000 koruna ($5060) for a breast implant, almost three times the average nurse’s monthly wage, and up to €1880 ($3380) for liposuction.

Many Czech nurses have been tempted out of the country by higher wages offered in western European nations and the Czech health system now needs about 6000 nurses in addition to the 90,000 it already employs, according to official data.

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Man Busts Wife, Mate In Porn DVD

2009, May 31st

A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed.

The husband, identified only by his surname Lee, discovered the illicit sex on the DVD in 2002.

The sexual acts apparently had been recorded using a hidden camera and were on a pornographic DVD, titled Affairs with Others’ Wives, which the husband bought from a vendor to watch at home.

Lee, who lives in Taoyuan County near Taipei, divorced his wife after viewing the DVD. His friend, a butcher, fled their village.

In August 2008, Lee spotted the butcher in Chungli City, returned with a knife and stabbed his former friend in the thigh.

The butcher sued Lee for causing bodily harm. Lee sought but was unable to countersue the butcher for adultery, because of a five-year statute of limitations.

Prosecutors urged the men to settle the case out of court, but they refused.

With the failure to resolve the case, Lee was indicted on Tuesday on a charge of causing bodily harm to another person, the Liberty Times reported.

Prosecutors were seeking a sentence of less than six months in prison, which can be converted into a fine.

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Cuban Rolls Record-Breaking 43-Meter Cigar

2009, May 20th

Cuban CigarHavana – A Cuban cigar roller broke his forth world record, creating a 43.38-meter-long (142-foot-long) stogie that doubled his previous best.

Sixty-five-year-old Jose Castelar smoked his own 2005 record of a 20.41-meter-long (67-foot-long) cigar, and vowed to continue to roll record-breaking creations.

“I’m going to continue until I do one that is the length of the Malecon” he said, referring to Havana’s famous 10-kilometer (six-mile) seafront promenade.

Castelar – who has rolled for a Saudi prince, among others – received a Guinness world record for his troubles.

Decked out in a traditional white guayabera, Castelar explained he learned to make cigars when he was 14 years old.

But the athletic-looking sexagenarian said he limits himself to smoking one cigar a day.

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I’d love for him to roll me a joint that big. ;)

Philadelphia Cable Glitch Switches Religious Program To Racy Ad

2009, May 20th

Girls Gone Wild GirlPhiladelphia – A Philadelphia cable network’s early morning broadcast of a Good Friday service at the Vatican abruptly changed to something wildly different – a 30-second “Girls Gone Wild” ad.

Comcast spokesman Jeff Alexander says the 2 a.m. Friday programming glitch was due to a required test of the Emergency Alert System. He says such tests are usually done in the overnight hours.

The test automatically tunes viewers to a preselected channel that would provide information in the event of an emergency. But during tests, the channel airs regular programming, which in this case included a paid advertisement for the racy videos.

Alexander says the problem affected the network’s entire local area, but only one person called to complain.

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McDonald’s Fumes Over Strip Club’s Nude Nipples

2009, May 20th

Stockholm – A Swedish strip club could face legal action from McDonald’s if it fails to remove a sign believed to be a rip-off of its famous golden arches, the US fast food giant said Thursday.

A sign that hangs outside McDragan’s strip club in Edsvaera, southwestern Sweden, shows a large red “M” with nipples — something which the US fast-food chain says is a breach of its own copyrighted logo.

“We feel the sign and the way they portray the M on the sign is too similar to our M. We don’t want to be connected to a strip club in any way,” McDonald’s spokeman Claes Eliasson told AFP.

Eliasson said the company had sent a letter to the club owner asking him to remove the sign, adding McDonald’s would consider whether to take any legal action next week.

“We will of course consult with our legal counsellors on what steps should be taken depending on his response,” he said.

But McDragan’s owner Dragan Bratic, a 37-year-old Swedish national of Yugoslav origin, said he had not yet heard from McDonald’s and denied he deliberately copied their logo.

“Striptease elicits a reaction in people. So we thought it would be a good idea to have a lighthearted sign. We found an image in a Japanese magazine of two breasts, and were inspired by that.”

“I have nothing to do with hamburgers…they just want to distance themselves from striptease,” he said.

Bratic dismissed McDonald’s concerns that customers would draw a link between their restaurants and his strip club on seeing the sign.

You can’t make that mistake! The breasts are huge!,” he said.

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I love that ending to the article. ;)

Lingerie Firm Offers Women Liberating Loincloths

2009, May 20th

Female LoinclothKyoto, Japan – Whether you’re a g-string girl or prefer granny-style knickers, a Japanese lingerie maker is inviting women to liberate themselves from conventional, body-hugging underwear and don loincloths instead.

Loincloths, called “fundoshi” in Japanese, were worn by adult men in the past, but they are now a rarity.

Kyoto-based lingerie firm Wacoal, however, has brought them back into fashion, this time for women seeking “emancipation” from the tightness of conventional underwear.

“We wanted young women to have a more sense of freedom and release. And as we tried to come up with the ultimate liberation item for women, we thought of a fundoshi,” said Tomoka Okamura, merchandise director for Wacoal’s Nanafun female loincloths.

The loincloths for women come in seven different colors and two designs — plain and chequered. Prices are about 1,260 yen ($13).

Wacoal has sold more than 5,000 since December, three times more than it had expected, officials said, and the company now plans to start selling them in Hong Kong, Taiwan and Singapore.

“It’s easy to wear and is quite nice. It’s also good for summer. And since it’s getting warmer, I figured it would be good for that,” said Hiromi Iwamura, a 28-year-old shopper who was buying a patterned loincloth and matching bra.

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50 Drinking Games Guaranteed To Get You Hammered

2009, May 20th

Beer MugsWhat’s more fun than hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself?

Playing drinking games, hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself. I’m sure in your years of wisdom and experience, you’ve come across a few drinking games. Here are some of your favorites and most likely some you’ve never seen.

(Article is way to long to post, so just visit the site to read this informative article.) ;)

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Charla Muller Gives Husband A Year’s Worth Of Sex For His 40th Birthday

2009, May 20th

A US woman has written a book about the unusual gift she gave her husband for his 40th birthday – 365 nights of sex.

High-flying PR exec Charla Muller, from North Carolina, hit upon the idea for her salesman husband Brad, now 42, and has written a book about the year.

Here’s some of the excerpts printed in The Sun:

“When I offered my husband sex every day for a year to celebrate his 40th birthday he literally fell over. After hearing the words, Brad slipped on a toy on the floor and landed with a thud. As I had spent so long thinking about an exciting present that I thought he would love, I was confident he would say yes. But to my astonishment, Brad refused my offer. He said: “It’s a great idea, I just don’t think you really mean it.”

Being intimate at night meant we worked better as a couple during the day. Our house ran better because we were more agreeable. Having sex regularly made me start looking around, wondering who else was getting good loving. Is it the good-looking women or the regular mums – like me?

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Karmasheetra

2009, May 20th

Karmasheetra

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Megan Fox Lines Up Comic-Book Movies

2009, Mar 3rd

Megan Fox ToplessLos Angeles, Calif. – “Transformers” hottie Megan Fox is taking her career to Western and underwater frontiers.

Fox is in final negotiations to join Josh Brolin and John Malkovich in “Jonah Hex,” Warner Bros.’ action Western based on the DC Comics character. She also is attached to star in and develop “Fathom,” Fox Atomic’s comic book-based underwater adventure.

In “Hex,” Fox will play Leila, a gun-wielding beauty and love interest of Hex (Brolin), a scarred bounty hunter tracking a voodoo practitioner (Malkovich) who wants to raise an army of undead to liberate the South. The movie is preparing for a shoot in April, with Jimmy Hayward directing.

“Fathom,” a comic created by recently deceased artist Michael Turner, follows a young woman named Aspen who learns she is a member of a race of aquatic humanoids who possess the ability to control water. Fox, a fan of the comic since its 1998 debut, will receive a producer credit, as will her former fiance Brian Austin Green.

Fox’s feature debut in 2007’s “Transformers” made her an overnight sensation in Hollywood, and her appearance on the cover of GQ late last year turned her into a sex symbol, setting records for the magazine’s sales and its Web site.

She next appears in this summer’s “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” and stars in the Diablo Cody-penned comedic supernatural thriller movie “Jennifer’s Body,” which opens in the fall. She recently appeared in the comedy “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.”

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More of Megan Fox Topless at Egotastic

Topless Cafe in Maine Gives Neighbors the Jitters

2009, Feb 26th

Vassalboro, Maine — Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse.

Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, “Over 18 only.” Another says, “No cameras, no touching, cash only.”

On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.

The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.

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Playboy May Seek Buyer

2009, Feb 26th

PlayboyNew York, NY — Playboy Enterprises Inc., publisher of one of the world’s best known adult magazines, posted a wider fourth-quarter loss, hurt by $157.2 million in restructuring and other one-time costs, as well as weaker-than-expected revenue.

The company, which posted a net loss in each quarter of 2008, also said it would be open to discussions about an outright sale of the company, or changes in the strategic direction of the flagship Playboy Magazine.

Net loss for Playboy, which in recent months has seen a management shake-up including the resignation in December of longtime Chief Executive Christie Hefner, was $145.7 million, or $4.37 per share. This compares with a loss of $1.1 million, or 3 cents a share, in the year-ago period.

Revenue declined to $69.8 million from $85.9 million, due in part to the sale of its television studio assets.

Analysts had expected revenue of $73.7 million, according to Reuters Estimates.

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Best celebrity sex scenes from film #2

2009, Feb 21st

Sharon StoneI brought you a few links earlier on in my first page about sex in the cinema, and today I will bring you a whole lot more. Alot of great scenes of women exposing themselves for all to enjoy on film. Many up and coming actresses find that is in a avenue for further advancement in the careers, and thankfully so. After this page, I might try and find some of the best from television as well. Also please feel free to post links to other scenes you may enjoy.

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