Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

Blow-Up Crime

2009, Feb 17th

Blowup DollCape Coral, FL — A 51-year-old Florida man was arrested after he was found making out with blowup sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot.

Families say they witnessed a very private act in a public parking lot along Santa Barbara Boulevard.

“It’s just crazy you know and I’m with my daughter and she couldn’t believe what we were seeing,” said witness Arthur Castro.

The blowup dolls had female body parts and witnesses say 51-year-old George Bartusek was touching them very inappropriately.

“As I walk by I saw this guy with two blowup dolls – kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people’s attention,” said a witness who wanted to remain anonymous.

A customer that saw what was happening inside the car ran inside the store to get a manager while another customer called Cape Coral police.

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The Booty Call

2009, Feb 17th

Baby CenterSacramento, CA — It’s a booty call that comes via text message. It’s from a California company in the baby-making business. It’s using technology to help get couples in the bedroom.

Nancy Evars is on the go.

“I’m never at home,” says Evars. “I’m always going to car pool, I work part time.”

Nancy and her husband want to have a 4th child, but are so busy that they sometimes forget when to try.

“I don’t really quite have time to be thinking about this all of the time like I was when I was pregnant the first times,” said Evars.

That’s where Baby Center’s Booty Caller comes in. You heard me right, Booty Caller. The phone application sends texts to women when they are likely to be ovulating.

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Woman Places Ad to Find Wife for Son

2009, Feb 17th

NewspaperTampa, FL — The mother of a 37-year-old Tampa man is so desperate to find him a wife that she paid $500 to put an ad in The Tampa Tribune.

Claudia, who didn’t want to give her last name for privacy reasons, says it’s sad that such a “good boy” is alone. The ad, which ran Nov. 30, says Jason is gainfully employed, kind and handsome. She’s hoping to find at least a few good candidates before Christmas.

Jason says he’s fine with his mother’s idea, figuring anything is worth a shot. He’s been looking for Mrs. Right since his 2003 divorce.

The University of South Florida graduate works as a software marketing manager. He also volunteers with teens with Down syndrome.

Responses for the ad were directed to a P.O. Box in Virginia, where the mother-in-law hopeful lives.

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Beer Truck Driver Gets DUI

2009, Feb 17th

Beer MugsWheat Ridge, CO — Did you hear the one about the beer truck driver busted for DUI? No, it’s not a joke. Police in Wheat Ridge, Colorado, report arresting Bobby Dodge for suspicion of drunken driving.

Police say he rolled his big rig when taking an exit ramp too fast on eastbound I-70. He was hauling a truck-full of beer in his 45,000 pound trailer. Authorities had to unload it all to get trailer righted again.

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Teen Gets Jail Time for Putting Grandma in Gangster Rap Video

2009, Feb 17th

West Palm Beach, FL — A Florida teenager was sentenced to 18 months in juvenile detention after pleading guilty to elder abuse charges for coaxing his senile grandmother into a “gangster rap” video.

Michael Alfinez, age 18, made no comments in entering the guilty plea Tuesday. His family has said the case was blown out of proportion.

Alfinez’s 85-year-old grandmother can be seen in the video holding a handgun, wearing a black mask and threatening to shoot “all the pigs.”

Alfinez was arrested in April after authorities seized the tape in a routine traffic stop, which also included footage of him and others shooting a pistol around town.

Alfinez also pleaded guilty to charges of firing out of a moving vehicle and into a building.

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Police Arrest Michigan Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex

2009, Feb 17th

Thomas Township, Mich. — Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn’t immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

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Mom Who Joins Cheerleading Squad Pleads Insanity

2009, Feb 17th

Green Bay, WI — A 33-year-old woman accused of stealing her daughter’s identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad has pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity.

Wendy Brown faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in a Wisconsin high school as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown’s mother.

According to a federal complaint, Brown attended one day of classes, practiced with the cheerleading squad and went to a party at the coach’s house.

Brown also faces theft and forgery charges from an unrelated case, where she is accused of collecting money for an apartment she didn’t have authority to rent.

She could face up to nearly 13 years in prison if convicted of all charges.

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Man Offered Marijuana for McDonald’s Meal

2009, Feb 17th

onebillionstoned.gifVero Beach, FL — A McDonald’s cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana.

The Indian River County Sheriff’s Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.

A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.

Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney.

A Sheriff’s report did not say what the suspect ordered at McDonald’s or if he ultimately purchased the meal using something other than marijuana.

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Animator vs Animation

2007, Jul 16th

This is one of the coolest flash videos I have seen to date. This young animator has created an interesting peice about about a stickman running amok on the computer. The animator attempts to stop him in an all out war.

Enjoy.

Animator vs Animation

Animator vs Animation

Animator vs Animation II

Animator vs Animation II

Funny Geek T-Shirts

2007, Jun 1st

Only a few from the many, but the ones I found the most humorous.

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The Funniest TV Commercial I Have Seen To Date

2007, May 10th

Just happens to be a Mastercard commercial. Not sure if it’s their actual commercial or someone just using their brand from the commercials, but either way this is one funny video clip.

Would you have the nerve? I’m sure alot of us wish more fathers had such a sense of humour when we were younger. ;-)

Thief Betrays Himself To Get Free Beer

2007, Apr 30th

Homer DrunkBerlin – A German phone thief led police right to his front door when they called the stolen mobile to say he had won some free beer and he willingly gave his address.

“An officer called and said, ‘You’ve won a crate of beer’,” said a spokesman for police in the eastern town of Neustrelitz Friday.

“Then he asked where he lived so he could drop the beer off, and the guy told him. I think the man was drunk.”

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Escort Agency Launches Virgin Service For Geeks

2007, Apr 26th

A Dutch escort agency is launching a special virgin service for computer geeks.

Sociology student Zoe Vialet, who set up Society Service last year, says she has had a lot of demand from virgins.

She says most of them work in the IT sector and added: “They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean it very well but are very scared.

“Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body.

“When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman.”

Zoe and her colleague Marieke have specially trained five girls to look after the needs of virgins, reports De Telegraaf.

She added: “You better practise before having a girlfriend. Woman expect men older than 30 having had some experience.

“Some men need a little bit of help. But it makes them happy and they are glowing .There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin.”

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